ruinedchildhood:

moms be like

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heckboy:

shh no more words

heckboy:

shh no more words

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dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

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violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

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funkthis:

pridepiper:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

people in new england do not call soda “pop.” that’s more of a midwestern thing gawd.

People in real England do call it pop

superfluous

funkthis:

pridepiper:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

people in new england do not call soda “pop.” that’s more of a midwestern thing gawd.

People in real England do call it pop

superfluous

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

people in new england do not call soda “pop.” that’s more of a midwestern thing gawd.

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

people in new england do not call soda “pop.” that’s more of a midwestern thing gawd.

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sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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