coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

(via mothbug)

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

image

excuse me? 

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via burnmylungsxcursemyeyes)

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

(via mothbug)

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

(Source: aprilkicsim, via mothbug)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

(via funkthis)

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

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payton-in-wonderland:

realffriends:

we could snuggle in bed in the early morning followed by rough sex & afterward I’ll make you food half naked & then we can play video games & watch movies then order pizza then play fight & then have more sex & then snuggle till we fall asleep & repeat.

Please

(Source: realffriends)

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

(via sting-sempai)

spookyscarybabydoll:

bae: come over

me: i can’t i’m watching anime

bae: my parents aren’t home ;)

me: image

(via burnmylungsxcursemyeyes)

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

image

This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via superpredatorsexoticreptiles)

nintenerd64:

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

(via funkthis)

videohall:

Hummingbird snoring

> That’s about the cutest thing I’ve seen today.

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